What Have We Done Lately? Across the U.S. in 2.5 Days

We live in a big country.

And yet, in some ways, not so big.

I’ve been treated to both perspectives in the past year, most recently in late March when I drove from San Diego, Calif., to Easthampton, Mass., in two and a half days.

Bike on Long Beach, CA
July 7, 2021, Long Beach, CA, after riding from Easthampton, MA

This was at least my sixth time driving across the entire U.S., and I can’t count how many times I’ve driven partially across. But I’ve never made the trip in such a compacted time frame, and wouldn’t necessarily recommend it. Before this drive, the last time I traversed the country was via bicycle, in summer 2021.

Across the United States by bicycle: 68 days. Big country.

Across the United States by car: 2 ½ days. Maybe not so big.

There was something beautiful and fluid and thorough in this exercise of sprinting from coast to coast by car in a truncated period. It allowed for a nearly uninterrupted portrait of the country – of the narrow strip through which I traveled anyway. From the Pacific’s glow to the desert’s aridity, the spectacular mountains bifurcating the middle, the interminable flatness of the vast Midwest, and finally the infinite trees and rolling hills of the eastern states.

This quick trip also allowed for a survey of radio stations across the land, from the Mexican music of the southwest near the border to the broad selection of country music, endless religious proselytizing across the Midwest, rock, bluegrass, pop, hip hop, talk, and a small dose of classical and jazz, in that order.

Across the Mojave Again

This drive was a functional traverse. It followed a wonderful three-day excursion with my daughter, Livvy, from Phoenix to San Diego in her Honda Fit, which she has appropriately named Buttercup. The plan was to get her to San Diego, from where she would work her way to the terminus of the Pacific Crest Trail to begin a five-month thru-hike. I was to then drive her car back to Massachusetts for safekeeping while she hikes.

Livvy and me in the middle of the Mojave (Buttercup in the background).

Our three-day drive took us across the Mojave Desert, along the same route I happened to bike last summer.

This was a surreal experience for me. When I biked last summer, from Parker, Arizona, to Twentynine Palms, California, a 111-mile stretch through unforgivingly hot, exposed terrain, it was a daylong ordeal through the 107-degree heat of July. It stands out as one of the most intense days of riding – of my life! – I’ve ever had.

Driving along the same route with Livvy took less than two hours, in an air-conditioned capsule with windows closed and a podcast piped over the speakers. Crossing the desert in a car gives no hint to what it’s like on bike. Crossing the country in a car is equally as distinct from a coast-to-coast traverse by bicycle.

Alien Encounter?

Traveling with my daughter was a true joy that went by far too fast. Our senses of humor are ridiculously in sync and we laughed our way through California.

Except, we weren’t laughing on our second night, when we camped out on Bureau of Land Management land outside Joshua Tree and were buzzed by either A) a highly experimental, but human-made, flying device that looked and sounded like nothing I’ve ever seen or heard; or B) an alien ship. Read the story here.

Still flummoxed but seemingly undisturbed the next morning, we drove three hours to San Diego and stayed in Ocean Beach, where I lived as a younger iteration in the late 1980s.

Driving Through the Night

To drive coast to coast across the United States in 2 ½ days, you’ll need to put in some long stretches.

I set out from San Diego on March 18 at 10:15 a.m. and drove through the day, passing through Albuquerque at 11:30 p.m., then through the night up into Texas, across the Oklahoma panhandle and into Kansas on a small, deserted highway. In Kansas, I spotted a pullover picnic area at 5:30 a.m. and stopped in for a snooze. One hour later, the sun blazed on me through the windshield and the snooze was over.

I took the wheel again and headed east through the day. By the time I stopped for a needed overnight and a bed, outside St. Louis, I had driven nearly 30 hours interrupted only by the one-hour nap in Kansas.

I should mention, my energy was fueled by a succession of convenience store coffee. I’m not a coffee drinker, so when I drink that caffeine-injected liquid, it jolts me for many hours. Cheap date.

Fortified after a solid hotel sleep, I headed for home at 8 a.m. on March 20, arriving in Easthampton, Mass., at close to 2 a.m. the morning of March 21, a 15-hour drive.

Waiting to Move

Thankfully, I love to drive. Give me open road and a tank full of gas and I’m gone. Add in coffee and decent tunes and I’m good for hours on end, even days.

But it’s more accurate to say, I love moving. The mode of transportation is secondary. Bike, car, walking, paddling. Give me constantly changing scenery, the sensation of locomotion and the notion of covering ground and I’m happy.

That’s how I arrived back home following my whirlwind excursion to California with my daughter. Happy. To have moved, to have spent time on the adventure road again.

The time in between is simply waiting for the next chance to head out and move.

An Alien Encounter in the Desert? Or…?

I wish I had pictures. Or a recording. Or something more credible than described memories of my encounter in the desert. But as with many mysterious and occult occurrences, it happened so fast there was no time for witness or capture.

My daughter, Livvy, and I had visited spectacular Joshua Tree National Park during the day on March 17, 2022. We drove and hiked around the park and looked for a camping spot with no luck.

We knew there was Bureau of Land Management (BLM) territory outside the town of Joshua Tree, and that was our fallback. About an hour before sunset, we exited the national park and drove to the BLM land. We took a right off the paved road and drove in about a half mile on dirt road surrounded by open, flat, sage-brushed desert terrain, and found a spot to pitch our tents for the night.

Camping on Bureau of Land Management land outside Joshua Tree, CA

As we got out and stretched, perusing our surroundings, Livvy said, “What the heck is that?”

Across the desert expanse, maybe five miles to the east, hovering over the distant mountains, was a black, vaguely roundish object. Not sitting still in place, but not flying either. Rather it was moving slightly side to side. Hovering. It was far away and difficult to see. It remained there for at least an hour as we set about pitching our tents and preparing dinner.

A weather balloon, I offered? Livvy didn’t think so. She could see the strange object better than I.

Flying Train

Darkness fell. We went about our business, having dinner, softening our tent interiors for slumber. We shelved thoughts of the mysterious object for the moment.

A full moon shone, and around 9:30 p.m. Livvy and I retired to our respective tents. I laid down and pulled up a Netflix movie. Around 9:45 a sound unlike anything I’ve heard before entered my auditory field and gradually grew louder. I lifted my head to listen better.

The only way I can think of to describe it is like a train flying over us. It sounded like a flying craft, slightly and quickly undulating but not like wings. The sound didn’t resemble jet propulsion either. Like a loud train growing closer and closer.

As it became quite loud, something close overhead, I began to push up so I could see outside my tent. The moment I began pushing up, the loud train sound whooshed and was gone in a split second. I looked all around the desert and in the sky. Nothing.

“What in the heck was that?” Livvy said from her tent. “What in the hell…” I said simultaneously. We were both glad each other heard it, too.

The entire occurrence lasted about five seconds.

Unexplained Freaky Occurrence

I lay awake after the noise for at least two hours before I was able to drift off. Wondering.

Livvy and I talked about it, mulling what it could have been. A drone? Definitely not a personal drone, and not like any drone I’ve ever seen. Military drone? Quite unlikely that a military drone operator would risk the danger of buzzing a couple of desert campers. Perhaps an experimental, high-tech flying craft, or some sort of surveillance operation? Possibly.

I’ve since heard about high-tech companies with labs in the desert experimenting on future air and space craft. By some accounts, the Mojave has become what Area 51 used to be: a hotbed of experimental flying technology that inspire stories like mine from visitors to the area.

Perhaps the flying object, whatever it was, came from one of those experimenting companies. Or…? Something not of this world?

A Mystified Cynic

To explain emphatically, I am not nor have I ever been someone to believe in things beyond what can be proved. Nearly all occurrences in my life can be explained. On the other hand, I am also open to possibilities in the universe beyond what our science can yet encapsulate. Sometimes I’ve been witness to very strange coincidences that speak to an energy that our human imagining has not yet identified.

But our encounter with…whatever it was in the Mojave Desert was a rare one in which I still have no explanation.

When we arose to the sunrise in the morning, the black object we’d seen the night before, hanging over the distant mountains, was gone.

One other thing, maybe not so strange: my watch was 10 minutes slow the next morning. It is a cheap, traveling watch, and it has since been dragging slightly, likely a dying battery. Still, it hasn’t once lost an entire 10 minutes in one night.

Cocktail Party Fodder

What was it that buzzed us out there in the desert? Was the noise related to the black object in the sky? Is it worth spending time in contemplation?

I’ve since related the incident to many people and have yet to hear anyone offer any slight knowledge of what it might have been.

Livvy and I remain mystified. But what the hell, it makes for a good story.

If anyone has knowledge or guesses as to what might have swooped near us in the desert, please comment below.